Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Yes, please! Designer Profie: Ya-Ya

Recently I was scouring one of my favorite vintage stores, and found myself continually drawn to pieces from the label Ya-Ya. While I have heard this designer mentioned before, I've never really gone out of my way to find out more. The unique structure and classic colors being used in each clothing item made it an obvious choice for the shopping bag. In fact, my favorite purchase of the day was an oversized cotton sweater by Ya-Ya. Although probably a few years old, this will be a great summer sweater. Perfect for nights at the beach, or warm nights in the city over leggings or a short summer dress. My curiosity over this designer lead me to an online investigation (otherwise known as a Googling), and it turns out that despite being classicly fashionable, Ya-Ya is favored by celebrities such as Jessica Simpson and Vanessa Hudgens. Gloss over this fact, however and Ya-Ya is a highly desirable casual fashion line with its own unique twist based in the fashion district of Los Angeles.
According to http://www.couturecandy.com/ :

"YA-YA was founded in 1999 and has since become one of the leading brands in the exploding L.A. design scene. YA-YA is based in Los Angeles' fashion district; the company and product take it's inspiration from the surrounding bustling urban environment. YA-YA employs a talented group of designers, craftsmen and production experts. Essentially a young company, YA-YA is a collection of artistic youth that is dedicated to the production of quality apparel. To meet the highest quality standards, each YA-YA product is crafted by a carefully selected manufacturer. YA-YA distributes only to select boutiques and department stores, in more than ten countries. YA-YA's design focuses on elegant fabrics, flattering cuts and is grounded in wearability. Our textures range from silks and cashmere to canvas and corduroys; they always embody luxury and quality. The cuts reflect a custom fit with extended lengths and draped or tailored fits. Most importantly, YA-YA is dedicated to the practical art of fashion and emphasizes flattering the female form.
Yael Aflalo was born in Los Angeles in 1977. After attending the University of California at Berkeley, Yael spent a year at the Fashion Institute of Design and Merchandising in Los Angeles. At the age of 20, Aflalo began designing apparel, piece by piece. Yael's found her foundation in reconstruction and used unique pieces of reworked vintage Levis for her first medium. Soon, the buyer of Fred Segal, Jon Eshaya, took notice and urged Aflalo to create an entire collection. Yael launched YA-YA as a sportswear collection in the Fall of 2002. With an interest in human behavior and psychology, Yael designs clothing as an expression of emotion. Wardrobe as a costume for unrest, happiness, dysfunction and lust."



Ya-Ya can be bit expensive in these times of economic downturn, but the pieces are something that will remain in your closet as a versatile and quality fashion item for years to come. Ya-Ya can be difficult to come by, since it is sold exclusively to select boutiques and is not carried at major department stores. If you keep your eyes peeled at vintage or re-sale shops, or scour the internet for sites specializing in carrying Ya-Ya (such as http://www.singer22.com/, or http://www.shopstyle.com/ ), you should be able to come across a piece or two or twenty that you will fall in love with.


Ya-Ya (also sometimes called Ya-Ya Aflalo) is an up and coming designer that would be an envious addition to any wardrobe.


Your Golden Girl,


Olive

Friday, March 27, 2009

I. Cannot. Wait!

Grey Gardens was originally a documentary made in the 1970's about two of Jackie O.'s kooky relatives. It was named after their once-sprawling estate that became dilapidated in their old age. It is also where such stylistically iconic looks as "Crazy Cat Lady Chic", leotards as regular clothing, black tights, head scarves, fur coats over slips, piles of extravagant accessories (including pets!), capes, floppy hats, formal dress as everyday wear, and generally being really unapologetically eccentric first came to the forefront of American fashion.


In recent years, this look has been popularized by some of the most fashionably forward women of our time. Edie Sedgwick, the Olsen Twins, and the Rachel Zoe crowd to name just a few examples.
Anyway, I cannot wait to see the latest telling of this magnificently bizarre relationship. Grey Gardens airs at 8PM ET/PT on Saturday, April 18th on HBO. Watch it and get inspired to follow your own style instincts!
Your Golden Girl,
Olive
Image appears courtsey of E!online.com

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Uhhh...No. Capri pants. With sneakers. With socks.

The last full week in March is here, and with it comes an entire wave of tourists enjoying that uniquely American past time: Spring Break. Ahh, yes. The idea of a break smack dab in between the holidays and summer! How perfect! For what could possibly be better than escaping your seasonal depression for warmer climates, a drink in your hand and sand between your toes? What about throwing in tacky souvenirs from "exotic" locales, spending money even though you're totally broke, sexual predators armed with roofies, wet t-shirt contests, and the possibility of getting on MTV in your swimsuit?


Another day, another tourist making me cringe from their strange amount of bravado, running shoes worn outside the gym coupled with capri pants and rolled down socks.

"Uhhh...No." is brought to you this week courtesy of capri pants.

According to Wikipedia, capri pants first gained popularity in the 1950's and 1960's on the isle of Capri, in Italy. They have also been known as pedal pushers or clam diggers.

I'm not talking about the cute cigarette pants favored by Audrey Hepburn. I'm talking about the hideous creations bestowed upon us by places like Wal-Mart. Made in gigantic sizes with cargo pockets on the side, or from a patterned fabric like plaid. This variety often has the zipper up the back of the pant, creating an enormous camel toe in the crotch of the wearer. I see this and want to projectile vomit. Sometimes they're made from denim and have little beads hanging down. Follow your gaze to the foot of someone dressed in these and they will most likely be wearing flip-flops made of plastic, Crocs, or gym shoes with the socks rolled down. They shorten and fatten the legs of the wearer and provide a false sense of comfort, instead of confusion over this conundrum of a fashion choice.



















Capri pants should really only be worn by college students in the year 2000, backpackers that use the cargo pockets for practical purposes, gay back-up dancers, or grandmas. They are not appropriate in the case of warm weather, with heels of any kind, or if you are a straight man. They are most certainly not appropriate with gym shoes or because they were cheap. And last but not least, they are not appropriate because all of your shorts were in the laundry this morning.

Join me in saying "Uhhh...No." to capri pants and their shameless proponents.

Your Golden Girl,
Olive
Images appear coutesy of Plussizeclothing4me.com, and media.rei.com

Friday, March 20, 2009

A Style Icon in the Making

Lady Gaga has just begun to break through into the mainstream, after spending the past few years as an underground dance club sensation and then as an opening act on pop tours.

Her musical talent backs up her avant garde way of dress, both on and off stage. A true original, which is so refreshing in these times of manufatured Disney Princesses, American Idols, and purity rings. Finally, a role model for our children!

Lady Gaga may be at the beginning of her career, but I have a feeling we'll be seeing and hearing a lot more of her in the years to come. Stay on the lookout for every wacky creation from this Style Icon in the Making.


A conservative night on the town with Lady Gaga
Your Golden Girl,
Olive

Image appears courtesey of contactmusic.com

Monday, March 16, 2009

A Public Service Announcement: Crack is Whack

How sad that some people think crack is okay. I was under the false impression that everyone knew crack wrecks havoc on all those around you. It forces innocent people to partake in your bad decision. Even more than the drug popularized in the 80's as a cheap alternative to cocaine, I'm talking about buttcrack. Plumberbutt. Ass cleveage.



It is in poor taste, even if you think it makes your butt look smaller. Low slung pants do not accomplish this! This version of the trend seems particularly popular among women suffering from a case of Muffin Top. As well as delusional body image, apparently. Crack-revealing pants only make you look like you don't know your own pants size. Worse yet is the thong-hanging-out look made "cool" by Britney Spears in her heyday. Ladies! Less is more! Anyone can look beautiful and stylish with the right fit. Pants that highlight an area of the body that's not flattering on anybody defeats the purpose of attempting to be stylistically forward.

Nearly unmentionable is the unfortunate trend I have been terrorized by lately: The Hipster Male in Skinny Jeans. Oh God it makes me want to puke when I see that pale slice of flat butt sticking out of the top of a pair of jeans. Blech! Too many times my poor eyes have been burned by a sighting. And it is on purpose. Don't tell me you can't feel the breeze, Mr. Fedora!


If your front looks like this guy,
make sure no crack is in sight
before you leave the house!


A new movement needs to start. The War on Crack. If you see someone wearing ill fitting pants, male or female, hipster or ho-bag, please let them know nobody is interested in seeing it. It's not sexy or becoming. In fact, to make it easy, tell them it's just plain gross. Helpfully hint towards the next size up, or a belt. If they refuse help for their problem, let them know their outfit doesn't look complete without their ironic trucker hat and can of Redbull and that also, you will be making fun of them behind their back later.

Your Golden Girl,
Olive

Images appear courtesey of: Picaswebalbums.com, Shaunoakes.com

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Uhhh...No.

Wednesdays are awful. They're right in the middle of the week, they seem to drag on, and with the time change they're lately hard to wake up to. In fact, Wednesdays are so awful I couldn't even bring myself to post the weekly "Uhhh...No.", my gift to you to ease the blow of hump day.

"Uhhh...No." is a little something to make you laugh. It can be an outfit, accessory, hairstyle, hygenic issue, or animal. It could even be as diverse as a compromising situation, an ugly baby or a poorly decorated living room. Anytime the style isn't working, anything that you see that makes you go "Uhhh no!" in your head is elgible for this bitchy little corner of the world.

In a week where Lindsay Lohan launched an oddly named line of spray-tanner, Joaquin Phoenix beat up a fan as part of a "comedy" hoax, and the earliest bevvy of poorly styled summering tourists descended upon the city I call home, it was tough to choose what exactly made me grimace the most.

This week's "Uhhh...No." is brought to you by Target and Alexander McQueen. When Target first introduced the idea of partnering with well-known designers to create affordable, stylish clothes for the masses, they enlisted Isaac Mizrahi, Proenza Schouler, etc. The clothes were modest takes on designer pieces. They were cute and cheap, exactly what they needed to be. When Alexander McQueen, one of my ALL TIME FAVORITE designers, a modern visionary genius, announced he was to design a line for Target, all I could think of was: "How will strange fabrics and lines translate to everyday wear?" The answer, my friends: It does not. Expensive fabrics cannot be replaced by mesh and pleather. Revolutionary couture designs cannot be substituted by a one-shouldered tank top. No one without a holiday villa in Ibiza should ever be caught in a bikini that is held together by tiny bits of metal.

I don't know whether to be mad at Target for selling this crud to unsuspecting citizens just trying to be fashionable or at Alexander McQueen for slapping his name on such poo. This line is the perfect example of how sometimes high just does not translate to low, and also that no matter how amazing you are, it does not mean you are immune to miserable failure.

Please take a look at the fashions below and join me in saying, "Uhhh...No!"


























If you'd like to sabotage your chances of ever being stylish, you can buy any of the clothes pictured here, along with lots of other craptacular "designs" at www.Target.com/Alexander-McQueen. Or, you could go to http://www.hottopic.com/ and probably get the same stuff for $2 on the clearance rack.


Your Golden Girl,

Olive

Sunday, March 8, 2009

This just in: JUMPSUITS!

My hunt for a well-fitting, reasonably priced one begins!...

Jumpsuits are a trend I was at first hesitant of. I thought they were best left to people from the 70's, prisoners, and janitors. So, you can imagine my surprise when I saw the latest catalog and runway show from BCBG/Max Azaria, featuring incredibly cute jumpsuits! Check it out:

Upon further investigation, I discovered Kate Bosworth looking adorable several times over in her various jumpsuits, Poppy Lifton in a starry Chanel sleeveless number, and these great creations from 3.1 Phillip Lim:

Notice the similarities between these two styles: They're both short-sleeved and made from lightweight material (perfect for summer), and while baggy for comfort, they each draw in at the waist so you're not lost in the swaths of fabric. The accessories are kept to a minimum to keep the focus on the strange thing you've dressed up in. All very important details. Distracting acessories, long-sleeves, too much or not enough fabric, or the wrong kind of fabric could easily turn the most stylish trendsetter into a fashion disaster.

Now, I know some of you may be saying to yourselves: "Who could wear those in REAL life?", and it's time for me to be honest. Not everyone can pull off the jumpsuit trend. Those with extra cushion for the pushin', very large breasts, or beer bellies should not attempt to dress in a jumpsuit. If the jumpsuit is clinging to your body or a bra is visible underneath it, take it off and get your money back. I am very against the male jumpsuit. I have noticed it's popularity among Eurotrash and I wish it would stop. Let's also keep in mind that a strand of pearls the jumpsuit is not. It's a TREND in the middle of a recession. You don't want to go spending your month's severance pay on something that won't be wearable a year from now.

With all that being said, the jumpsuit is a trend I'm supporting. It has the ability to be one of those things you buy and end up wearing everyday this summer. I'm constantly on the lookout for things that you never have to change out of, and the jumpsuit fits that bill.

Your Golden Girl,

Olive

Friday, March 6, 2009

Madonna and high fashion go together like tea and crumpets

For my FIRST POST, I think a style icon like Madonna is entirely appropriate. She continues to evolve over the years, always giving us something new, and teaching us that personal style can be a means of expressing what we think and feel, as well as a clever marketing tool.

Madonna has been doing fashion campaigns forever. Everyone has seen her latest collaboration with Marc Jacobs for Louis Vuitton (if you haven't just flip to the back cover of any fashion magazine on the stands). I love this image for Versace, from the 1990's. Both campaigns shot by Steve Meisel.

She looks so fabulously buff and platinum, plus I love the Forbidden Fruit in the foreground. An all-around classic Madonna image.

Your Golden Girl,

Olive