Sunday, January 23, 2011

Haus of Maus and Vogue

I just finished editing these photos my sister took over Christmas.  The orchard reminds me of being a little kid, and I was also inspired to wear the ears by my polka dotted sweater, like Minnie's...


I have been listening to Madonna's "Celebration" Greatest Hits CD after discovering that the dance studio right down the street from my house teaches VOGUE DANCING.  Sign me up!  Okay, I was listening to the CD all day anyway, long before I found out about the dance class.  In fact, my neighbors probably want to kill me because I become obsessed with one or two songs on an album and I just keep playing Vogue and Revolver on repeat. 
  



Your Golden Girl,

Olive

Minnie Mouse Ears: Disneyland, Black Dress:F21, Leggings: Vera Wang, Cardi: JCrew, Boots: Candie's, Ring + Cross Necklace: Gifts from Moo, Faux fur Handwarmer: SewTrendy on Etsy

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Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Sicky Chicky

This weekend was a traumatizing one, to say the least.  After a half day on Friday, I was excited to be basking in my first taste of corporate benefits AKA the 3.5-dayweekend due to a national holiday.  However, while innocently running errands on Saturday morning, I was hit in a seriously scary car accident.  I literally flew through the air inside of my vehicle, only to be saved by my seatbelt and the center console.  Thankfully, no one was injured.

Determined to make something nice happen over the weekend, I headed for the beach.  Lying on the beach in your bikini in nice-but-not-super-hot weather = terrible plan if you have a slight head cold.  While watching the Golden Globes last night, my eyes started feeling puffy and are now requiring the ultra embarassing help of a refridgerated eye mask to take down the massive swelling.  Also, I cannot hear and my chest feels simultaneously like its on fire and full of ice crystals. 


So, all around a pretty crap weekend and not at all like I pictured corporate goons spending those paid national holidays.  The upside is that I've been able to dedicate a large chunk of time to consuming a lot of tea and reading my 2 new Martha Stewart cookbooks and I think tomorrow I may attempt to cure myself with this old fashioned chicken noodle soup recipe.  While I usually vom at the mere thought of eating poultry, I can make an exception for Matzo and CNS.  I am a big believer in the healing powers of chicken noodle soup. I always feel much better after a big bowl especially when it's homemade.


Olive's "Best of" Being Sick:

1.) Lying in bed all day in pajamas.

2.) Watching bad TV and not being ashamed because you have the "legit" excuse that your head hurts too much to concentrate on anything of substance.  (Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Food Network, Gossip Girl, and Pretty Little Liars have been on all day)

3.) Being able to eat in bed.

4.) Having people offer to do things for you that would normally get you called a high maintenance bitch if you asked any other day.  (Like making your food and bringing it to you in bed, fluffing pillows, giving you a massage, and moving around your furniture...ok, that last one is a stretch but it actually has worked.)

5.) For the first 3 days after your recovery, everyone wants to know what your "new diet secret" is.  Most people don't think responding with "Soup, tea, and barfing!" is very funny, but screw them!  These are your 3 days to shine, be as brutally honest as you'd like. 

6.) Tea with extra honey.


Your Golden Girl,

Olive

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Thursday, January 13, 2011

7 Layer Dip

As I have mentioned, one of my favorite things about being a temporary cold-weather inhabitant is the fact that I get to use all of my amazing winter clothes that are sadly underused about 90% of the year, due to my being a permanant SoCal resident. 


Before I visit my familial unit in the Great White North, I mentally pack my suitcase.  OCD freak you may call me, but I'm always the most cozily bundled up Olive around.  Layering for the warm blooded girl has become second nature to me, but I've learned through trial and error.  Hopefully with these tips you can avoid making some of the very painful (READ: FREEZING ASS COLD) mistakes that I have. 


You may think the most important thing you can wear to combat the cold is a parka.  You are wrong.  If you say Uggs I will hunt you down and slap you.  It is, in fact, socks.  Yes, those things that most Southern California girls own maybe two pairs of, in a dressy fabric.  Before venturing to the snow, you must have proper footwear, beginning with socks.  Bring a minimum of 3 pairs of warm socks per day.  You will need to wear two pairs at once while participating in outdoor activities, and a third pair to change into once you return indoors for the night.  My favorites are cheap and thick, like cheeseburgers.  If, like me, you like to bring lots and lots of socks in case of a sock emergency (it's a real thing) two or three packs of plain white cotton gym socks will work perfectly.


Next up, footwear.  Warm, tall, and waterproof.  Follow these three rules and you will be golden.  Uggs are not any of these things, so stop wearing them as anything but house slippers only your cat sees.  Zappos has endless selections of cute, durable cold weather boots.  While in the mountains, I embrace being a total lumberjack and love this pair by Northface for $155: 



After you have happy feet, the rest is easy:

Long johns underneath to lock in body heat (your boyfriend will hate me, your limbs will thank me).  Victoria's Secret has cute options.

Durable Jeans to again, lock in body heat, tuck into boots and be unrestricting due to long john addition.  I remain obsessed with ubersoft signature Hudson jeans for any occassion. 

Chunky Knit Sweater, here something long and neutral with a little wiggle room works best because after a long day in the snow, exchange jeans and long johns for leggings and keep your sweater the same for a stress free quickchange.  James Perse, ALICE by Temperly, and Malene Birger make perfect choices. 




Warm Gloves, Scarf and Hat, pretty self explanatory folks.  Try to keep your hands as warm as your feet and your head covered.  My favorite hat is big, vintage Russian-style fur hat.  I'd be incredibly against it if it weren't so damn warm.  Modcloth and vintage shops always have a great selection of styles.

Long Parka, preferably at least to your knees.  Michael Kors makes great down-feather filled parkas with fabulous detachable hoods that are so warm and basically like wrapping your entire body in a down comforter.  But my favorite discovery this holiday season was the beyond affordable and amazing Army/Navy Surplus Store.  My sister scored a gorgeous, black Army all-weather coat for Christmas and the thing is so cozy and heavy it'd definitely be a wardrobe staple if I had a practical use for it. 


So, in your Socks, Boots, Long Johns, Durable Jeans, Chunky Knit Sweater, Scarf, Hat, Mittens, Long Jacket, I guess you would technically be a 9 layer dip. But an extremely warm 9 layer dip. As always, options are the name of the game and the more you pack the less likely you are to be missing something. I only wish the airlines felt the same way.


Your Golden Girl,

Olive

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Sunday, January 9, 2011

Minnetoka Paradise

This holiday break has been sort of like a snow day for grown ups.  One of the things I miss most about cold weather and getting snowed in is that it provides you with the perfect excuse to laze around all day drinking tea and coffee, listening to music, watching movies, and reading.  The things I wish occupied all of my time but unfortunately usually get pushed to the back burner while I engage in the Rat Race.



 


I managed to find the time to see nearly all of the awards-season films I was looking forward to (Somewhere has been the biggest let-down, and The King's Speech earns my vote for most surprisingly engaging...if that's a category), read a lot of Harry Potter, drink a lot of coffee and eat a lot of comfort food.  I even squeezed in (brief) outdoor encounters.  I'm very proud of my non-accomplishments. 

A much needed rest, and now back to the Rat Race with more energy to spin around the wheel. 

Your Golden Girl,

Olive

Moccassins: Minnetoka, Cardi: Oscar de LaRenta, Dress: Unknown, Tee: WetSeal, Sweater Tights: Target, Knee Socks: Modcloth, Ring: XMas gift from Moo, Bracelets: various

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